Comments on: Saturday Morning Ewww

By: mkilby

mkilby — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:50:02 +0000

@ The Bad Seed (9) - I wish I had taken your word about the Über-Eewww, and had not gone and googled that song. Icky. ;-(

@ Dan (7) - I think Bernie (and Ben) should use a Weed Whacker.

By: The Bad Seed

The Bad Seed — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 14:35:19 +0000

Dan, “thanks” for reminding me of Lou Reed’s “Harry’s Circumcision” while I’m drinking my coffee. An Ewww just became an über-Ewww for me!

By: Mark in Boston

Mark in Boston — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 19:32:03 +0000

I knew someone who could whistle and hum at the same time, and could do Bach two-part inventions. She could probably do the right-hand part of the Moonlight Sonata without much effort.

By: Dan

Dan — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 04:46:42 +0000

How does one trim nostrils? With a scalpel?

By: Kevin A

Kevin A — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 02:14:39 +0000

Moonlight Sonata
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQVeaIHWWck

(I learned to recognize it from the musical, “You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown” (original version), where Schroeder plays and Lucy sings.)

By: Lihtox

Lihtox — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 21:29:14 +0000

I could not help but laugh at Cyanide & Happiness (and I really tried not to). I don’t think it needs a punchline.

By: Adam?

Adam? — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 15:17:43 +0000

I’m a little disappointed with the Cyanide and Happiness. He normally knows how to do a punchline well, but the “AW, SICK!” felt like a bit like canned laughter! Is it an older one?

By: Sili

Sili — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 13:41:27 +0000

Okay, I googled “milk duds” so now I finally get the joke: Ewwwwww.

By: mkilby

mkilby — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 07:14:18 +0000

Mother: “Please don’t reach across the table. Don’t you know how to use your tongue?”
Kid: “Of course I do, but my arms are longer.”

Were Ben & Non Sequitur too far apart (in dates and/or orifices) to get a synchronicity award?

By: Frank the curmudgeon

Frank the curmudgeon — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 05:50:58 +0000

The philosopher was a Milk Dud.